Lawsuit Accuses Apple Of Conspiring With Mafia, iPods Have Receivers For Transmitting Death Threats
It is true. Gregory McKenna has filed suit against Apple claiming that they are in cahoots with the Mafia in an effort to force him to return to a New York based modeling agency that he left in 2000.
In his 124-page claim he tries to help us see how the iPod shuffle he bought on ebay in 2005 and an ipod mini he bought in an Apple store in 2006 have receivers in them that allow the Mafia to play audio death threats in sync with his music.
Of course this lawsuit–seeking $14.3 million–that incriminates a local mechanic, a private investigator, the St. Louis Police Department, the FBI, and the US Department of Justice is sure to never go through. Even as I am writing this the Mafia has probably already pumping audio files out to Gregory’s iPods telling him that if he doesn’t retract the lawsuit he will be “dealt with”.
my attorney’s told me i’m not at liberty to talk about this but the lebanese mob can neither confirm nor deny these claims at this time. lol.
I feel the same way as this guy! Ever since **** (aka “The Man”) sent me that ipod shuffle I’ve been receiving death threats in sync with my music!……..(What was this guy thinking?!)
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