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With Their Powers Combined!

February 2nd, 2011 No comments

Digiorno Pizza and Cookies Combo BoxWhy did it take this long? During my last visit to the grocery store I was astonished at what I found there. DiGiorno is now selling frozen pizzas WITH Nestle cookie dough included! It is the perfect union really…

The only variety I found was pepperoni pizza and chocolate chip cookies but what more do you  need? It looks like there are other varieties according to their Facebook but I couldn’t find any at my local store.

If you aren’t looking for something sweet they also have a pizza and buffalo wings combo that you could check out.

College kids, bachelors and lazy housewives unite! You can now make a more complete meal without having to actually put forth any effort. Baby steps. [Digiorno FB]

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Google Logo Getting Out Of Control–We Like It!

May 22nd, 2010 No comments


Those of us who use the internet now-a-days have grown accustomed to the fact that when we go to google.com we may not see the standard ‘Google’ logo above the search field. Google from time to time–whether for advertising purposes or to pay recognize recent events, anniversaries, holidays, etc–has changed up their logo with a Jack-o-lantern, snowman, etc. When the Google logo is non-standard like this they call them “doodles”.

These Google doodles have all been pretty static–until now. Today those of you who pulled up Google to type in a quick search probably said “Oh, a new Google logo I wonder what this one is for.” It wasn’t until I went to mouse over the logo to see exactly what the occasion was when I was surprised to see the logo begin to move like the classic Pac Man that we all know and love.

Initially I sat and watched assuming it was some kind of flash image. It wasn’t until Pac Man got eaten by one of the ghosts that I realized that I might actually be in control. For the next life I realized that it was in fact a playable game! Using the arrow keys on the keyboard I was actually able to play the game just like any other Pac Man game.

The interactive doodle is in fact a full 255 level game with the 256 level kill screen(I got close – level 3)–just like the original. Today’s doodle the first interactive doodle for Google. Marcin Wichary, a senior user experience designer for Google, worked with a member of the “Google Doodler Team”(this is what I want to be when I grow up) to create this unique doodle. [Google]

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Live Action DuckHunter Toy Is What We Have All Been Looking For

November 18th, 2009 1 comment

I have stumbled across one of the best gimmicky toys I have ever seen. The gun takes 3 AAA batteries which are used to charge the flying duck. Connect the duck to the controller for a quick 10 second charge and then let the duck loose.

The tricky part is the birds flight time is 30 second–during which time the duck is bobbin’ and weavin’–and you have to get 3 direct hits to bring the duck down in that time. Each time you hit the duck it stutters for a second–dropping altitude–to reveal that you have hit it. After 3 shots the duck is downed–cherish that sweet sweet victory–then do it all again.

At only $29 I may have to give one a try and let you know. [HS]

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Activelink’s Quest To Bring Iron Man To Fruition

October 2nd, 2009 No comments

Power_Loader

You thought I was kidding!? Well, I was–kinda. Activelink’s ‘Power Loader’ is constructed of 500lbs of aluminum alloy and 18 electromagnetic motors. The Power Loader also has force feedback so you can in a sense feel what the arms feel as far as if you have something in your hand or not.

The suit right now is limited to being able to pick up 220lbs but that is still pretty cool since it requires  literally no work on your side.

They hope to have a version that is more fluid and capable of lifting more commercially available by 2015–not official but we believe they will have jet packs as well.

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Gmail Servers Are Down, World May Very Well Be Coming To An End

September 1st, 2009 1 comment

gMail Is Down World May Very Well Be Coming To An EndNot much more to say. The Gmail servers have been down for almost 10 minutes now. The internet giant who has an endless supply of microwave corn dogs money, servers, satellites, and ideas has had a server error.

What this really means we are unsure but there are very few possibilities.

[UPDATE]: Well after over an hour of being down it looks like things are back up and running. Looks like we are all going to be ok this time.

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Enslaved Mindless Robot Children – The Perfect Mall Ride For Your Kids

September 1st, 2009 3 comments

It had to happen eventually, someone has managed to create the only thing that could possibly be creepier than a robot that latches onto your hands and forces you to play the piano. This children’s ride in a mall in the Philippines lets your kids sit in a carriage and ride other kids.

The kids sit in the seat and have reins to control the mindless robot child around the pen–which seems to be a little too confusing for the boy in the video.

I am skeptical, but this may be the future of transportation. One thing I do know, when the day comes that robots begin to think for themselves and attempt to peacefully coexist with humans, one of their friends will show them this video on youtube, which will eventually lead to the destruction of the human race.

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How To Get More Out Of Your CD Drive

August 28th, 2009 No comments

This lazy, terrible, creative father used his programing skills to create a program that would rock his child to sleep. Don’t know what to do with those old CD drives? Hook them up to your linux machine and get creative.

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Jabra Halo Bluetooth Headset Getting Closer To Cool BT Headphones

August 26th, 2009 No comments

Jabra Halo Bluetooth Headset

Bluetooth headphones have never been big about looking cool. Not that we are ones to sacrifice cool technology for fashion, but some bluetooth headphones just are not wearable. The Jabra Halo headphone set has made a step in the right direction. These still aren’t going to be something I wear to the gym but they are slightly  ”cooler” than others we have seen.

Just how cool you ask?

Jabra Halo Headphones Are CoolYou asked.

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Learn Everything Your Tech Support Knows In 5 Minutes Or Less!!

August 24th, 2009 1 comment

Tech Support Cheat Sheet

We have all been there. Your friends, co-workers and acquaintances find out that you know about computers and you instantly know everything about anything with a power cord. Not that most of us mind. Personally I enjoy helping over the phone when I can–even if that is only so that I can call in a favor later!

The guys over at xkcd hit the nail right on the head with this one. I was hesitant to post this image for job security purposes for every tech support agent out there but from my experience with professional tech support this chart probably won’t mean much to you anyways.

For the rest of you, never call me again–just kidding(but not really).

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Concert Hands – Probably The Creepiest Piano Instructor Ever

August 21st, 2009 No comments

Have you ever sat and thought to yourself: “I wish there was a robot that could take control of my body and teach me to play the piano”? Yep, me neither, but one company has developed a device that will make this dream come true for some out there. Concert Hands is a robotic device that is attached to your piano or electric keyboard. There is a rod that goes the length of the piano that sits in between you and the keys. You sit down in front of the piano and the Concert Hands latch onto you like a leech you lock your wrists into the slides that move your hands to the spot on the piano where they need to be and then slide your fingers into the finger sleeves that make your fingers press the correct keys.

If you aren’t sold on this great idea press play on the video above and let the mind controlling hypnotist Concert Hands advertiser convince you. I–personally–am creeped out.

The idea is that repetition will force your body to memorize how to play a song–muscle memory–just like anything you have done so much that you can do it without looking, like changing chords on a guitar or typing on a keyboard.

I am not saying this won’t work; in theory it sounds like it very possibly could. All I want to know is who thought of this? And one way or another you aren’t really learning to play the piano. A robot is training another robot your brain to play one song at a time through grinding repetition.

For more information I would tell you to go visit the Concert Hands website but at the time of this post it is down due to them exceeding their monthly bandwidth limits…

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Japanese Rescue Drone, Maybe Safer Than Burning To Death In The Fire

August 12th, 2009 No comments

Of all the good ideas and technological advancements there have been, this one isn’t. Well, ok I guess it as the idea is good. The robot is designed to enter buildings that are too dangerous for firemen. It–via remote control–can scout for any injured/unconscious individuals and chomp them to bits pick them up and spit them back out at a safe location. Lets just hope there is something good to watch in case someone wakes up while in the bowels of the rescue robot.

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Rubber Band Gun Rapidly Fires 200 Rubber Bands, Is It Enough

August 11th, 2009 No comments

Japan Rubber Band Gun Shooting Association

Mr. Nakamura Akira is a member of the Japan Rubber Band Gun Shooting Association–I wish I was kidding–and creator of the rubber band machine gun. The gun is capable of firing off 200 rounds rubber bands without a reload–which is good since loading the 200 rubber bands is very time consuming.

Now that you have seen what the gun can do take a look at what Nakamura can do:

And yes–unfortunately–I believe that is a holster he has under his left arm.

Interested in making one yourself? Nakamura has the book for sell on amazon for a little over $16 USD–that is if you can read Japanese.

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Spend $3k On Your Under Bed Gun Safe, Be As Excited As The Salesman

August 5th, 2009 No comments

The BedBunker Gun Safe is now available. If the name alone didn’t sell you then let their Billy Mays impersonator moderately enthused spokesman in the video above do the job.

With a BedBunker you can keep your money, guns and other important items right under the bed in a secure and incredibly convenient hidden location. The safe is rated to be able to withstand 2 hours of fire and can hold 30 rifles and 70 handguns but will that be enough?

You can pick one of these puppies up from BedBunker for $2k to $4k depending on the size of your bed.

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The Majority Of US Citizens Are Very Susceptible To Jedi Mind Tricks

July 23rd, 2009 No comments

I am not going to comment one way or another.

I am trying to keep this blog strictly tech related but we here at Forca may have enjoyed this video a little too much not to share.

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Lawsuit Accuses Apple Of Conspiring With Mafia, iPods Have Receivers For Transmitting Death Threats

July 21st, 2009 2 comments

Mafia iPodIt is true. Gregory McKenna has filed suit against Apple claiming that they are in cahoots with the Mafia in an effort to force him to return to a New York based modeling agency that he left in 2000.

In his 124-page claim he tries to help us see how the iPod shuffle he bought on ebay in 2005 and an ipod mini he bought in an Apple store in 2006 have receivers in them that allow the Mafia to play audio death threats in sync with his music.

Of course this lawsuit–seeking $14.3 million–that incriminates a local mechanic, a private investigator, the St. Louis Police Department, the FBI, and the US Department of Justice is sure to never go through. Even as I am writing this the Mafia has probably already pumping audio files out to Gregory’s iPods telling him that if he doesn’t retract the lawsuit he will be “dealt with”.

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How Not To Sell Your Car/Target A Specific Audience

July 10th, 2009 1 comment

"Gold" Honda AccordReal life post on a local online community classified. Here is the text from the post:

“1987 GOLD honda accord on 13s..Talk about getn STATUS… It does RUN. Has New tires, New gold 2 hours custom spray paint job of 6 cans @6.23 a can, and stunts on 13” chrome hubcaps. Has radiator leak. Drives okay… but you have to keep putting coolant in it… but thats with most off road cars anyways. It has dings and dents on the body.

“The car does have jumping capabilities and can ride a wheelie on front and back wheels with a skilled driver of course…Do not attempt if you suck @ driving. Reason for selling: it’s too dang ballin for us. We want to tone it down a bit and maybe get a Rally Van. I only put PREMIUM 91 gas in it and change the oil every 20 jumps and not a jump more. Pick up this ballin whip for cash money only.. for a steal @ $500 O.B.O! or trade for something else that runs of equal or better value. “

This guys obviously aren’t really interested in selling this vehicle or are trying to cater to a specific audience. One way or another I think we can all learn something about salesmanship from this.

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"Gold" Honda Accord "Gold" Honda Accord "Gold" Honda Accord

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